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It was mealtime during an airline flight. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked.    
'Yes or no,' she replied 
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, ' Do these turkeys get any bigger?' The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead...'   
1) You can't count your hair    

2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.    

3) You can't breathe when your tongue is out.    

Put your tongue back in your mouth, sure you can still breathe, you fool.    

Ten (10) Things I know about you.    

1) You are reading this.    

2) You are human.    

3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your  lips.    

4) You just attempted to do it. You are an idiot!    

6) You are laughing at yourself    

7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5    

8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.    

9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too    

10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.    

You have received this e-mail because I didn't want to be alone in the idiot fool category.     
"Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many."

Send this to the Seniors in your life. I'm sure they'll appreciate it! Even non-seniors will appreciate it!    

Always laugh when you can - it's cheaper than medicine !!